For the upcoming election, please do not vote for the guy you want to have a beer with. The past eight years should be the reason enough, but to further illustrate the point, I’d say:
a) You will NEVER have a beer with the president of the United States. He will not come to your trailer or your porch to pop a Bud and watch a football game with you, EVER.
c) If you can’t grasp this reality, maybe it’s time you visited your local AA.
d) Moreover, if that’s your criteria for voting, you shouldn’t be voting at all. Stay home that Tuesday night, and drink all the Coors you like.